A premeditated pose or picture taken of a man due to the possibilty of garnering female attention for a possible booty call in the near future. The photo generally makes the person look much more awesome or interesting than they really are.
A person who is overly selective of what parties to go to that night. They usually give lame reasons, such as: not wanting to run into a certain person, the location of the party being too far away, etc.
girl: Hey, Andy is having a party do you want to chill there?
guy: No, those people are d-bags.
girl: Alright well how about Charlie's house?
guy: NO! Addison will be there and I definitelydon't want to see him.
girl: You're being so party picky!
The Party Picasso is a popular prank that is common at parties, especially ones where lots of people are drunk/asleep. The prankster defecates into the palm of their hand, walks over to someone who is asleep/unconscious and uses the "brown paint" to paint on the victim's forehead. Paintings can range from the classic schlong to a funny word/phrase. For bonus points, the prankster can shove the leftover "paint" into the victim's mouth for a surprise.
Jerry: Never fall asleep at the party.
Jessica: Why not?
Jerry: Last time I did, Larry pulled a Party Picasso on me.
I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun togetherin that order!