gazza 

Nickname for the funniest football (soccer in imbecile lingo) player ever. A Brit with a heart of gold and sense of humor that will outlive several generations of football fans worldwide.
At birth they named him Paul Gascoigne, but everyone calls him Gazza.

When asked by a nurse what his nationality was before an operation, Gazza replied: "Church Of England."

gazza by Destouches February 10, 2005

gazza 

The best friend you could possibly have. He has got a kind heart but you don't want to see the other side of him. He is a true friend

Friend:"gazza help"
Gazza:"ok" *punches
Friend: "thanks gazza"
Gazza: "no problem"

gazza by zinxcreations (aka hedgehog ) August 13, 2016

Gazza 

A term used to define when someone is pissed and starts chatting absolute bollocks. Reference to Gazza's stories, a segment regularly seen on football show Soccer AM when Gazza would retell a story and nobody would have a clue what he was saying.

"Fuck me, Gazza's (Tone) on one again..."

Gazza by Stokie Tone August 11, 2017

Gazza 

Aimlessly wandering in a nomadic fashion in the belief that no-one notices.

"He's doing a Gazza!"

Gazza by Fletch1980 June 24, 2008

Gazza 

Gazza means talking shit.

Yo BK fham mans been talking mad gazza bout you crodie.

Gazza by Glizy November 13, 2020

gazza 

A worthless, soft southern, shandy drinking, lying, cheating fat ugly fucking prick

gazza

gazza by cum dribbler August 5, 2011

gazza 

Street name for speed. Derived from another street name for speed; *Gas*.

"Are you getting on the Gazza before you go out tonight?"

gazza by Diego August 10, 2003