Wizard Jam

Wizard Jam is high cholesterol blood that is so thick it can be spread on toast or bread. It derives it's name from the wizarding community where it became popular amongst new wizards.

Yo dawg, pass us up that there Wizard Jam, my toast is tasteless.

Wizard Jam by joejim07 July 31, 2009

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wizardgamer666

Our Lord and God who kill Jesus himself and creating quality videos like the lorax but it's gay with a big fat dick

Subscriber 1: hail our Lord and Savior wizardgamer666
Subscriber 2: *dabs*

wizardgamer666 by Wizardgamer666 June 2, 2018

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wizardame

our lord and our savior wizard is a man who has his priorities shit thing straight and gets heellllllaaaaa bithes on his cock and he ran an army of pussy ass bitches to work for him and owns hella houses and makes money by robbing banks. he ended up doing his final crime as a bank robbery but as he got out the roblox admin david bazuki shot him in the chest ten times and he bled to his death

wizardame is the best

wizardame by wizardame September 8, 2022

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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