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Skeeterman 

Someone who assumes anothers identity and or lifestyle to reap the rewards of other's hard work.

aka: a poser, a phony, a fraud, a charlatan.

In particular to claim military honors not earned.
Said one convict to another, "Don't believe a word that Skeeterman says, that fool done lie like a rug."

He pulled a Skeeterman and said he won a Medal of Honor.
Skeeterman by Schnugg September 24, 2007
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skeetering 

(adj) skee-ter-ing, skee-ter-ed; To proclaim great falsehoods, the act of assuming the character or appearance of, especially if fraudulently.
Man, this guy Fred Bornes is skeetering the hell out of us!
skeetering by Kevindoh April 6, 2007

Sweeterman

Example 1:damn, who’s that sweeterman?

Example 2: oouu, he’s a sweeterman
Sweeterman by Ybn gang January 6, 2018

skeeterface 

one who enjoys being skeeted in the face by various customers, or likes it down and dirty on the floor with someones finger as far up your ass as it could go. not to mention a skeeterface likes to have a sack full of puppies to play with // make a threesome. :
You promised you skeet in muhh face skeeterface, you're letting me down!!!
skeeterface by jordynlauren July 20, 2006

Sweaterman Syndrome 

A disorder in which overconsumption of alcohol--specifically beer--induces a large, jiggling midsection that causes the sufferer to wear sweaters on a daily basis.
His development of sweaterman syndrome decreased his mediocre score on the Attractiveness/Accessibility Scale substantially.

Dome light skeetsman 

One whom partakes in the act of ejaculating on or around ones dome light for no particular reason. Then leaving a little on the door handle to let the victim know they have been had by the dome light skeetsman, widely used in pennsylvania areas
Why is my handle sticky, oh no I've been had by the dome light skeetsman, son of a bitch

Skeetering 

The act of giving or receiving oral sex whilst riding a scooter.
I had a rough day at work so went I got home, I grabbed my bitch and we went for a quick ride on my scooter where I started skeetering around the bloc.
Skeetering by WithDaggersNY June 12, 2011