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Ronaconda 

The most powerful of all trouser snakes. An absolute constrictor that has its way with anything it pleases and carves a path of destruction and chaos through the physical realm wherever it chooses to go. The Ronaconda moves of its own free will, completely independent of its owner. The Ronaconda has also been known to assimilate other such creatures and grow in size and power.
The Ronaconda broke straight through the car window and constricted around the driver, pulling her out and throwing her down on the ground.
Ronaconda by SuchAnOak June 27, 2008
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roflconda 

a huge pwning anaconda that has fused with a huge pool of rofl and magically using the power of pwning became a ROFLCONDA

made by RxR
kid1: dude omfg u know what this noob needs a ROFLCONDA to kill him

kid2: omfg i just got eatten buy a huge roflconda man i am the suxzore
roflconda by robert b September 13, 2006
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Roflconda 

A hostile spawn in the Minecraft mod Hack/Mine. It's body is made of Creeper heads, and though an idividual head explosion is less than the normal explosion of a normal creeper, if the whole thing explodes it's more powerful.

It is quite fun to watch new players get startled by the Roflconda's sudden appearance and scream while trying to hit it only to have it explode in their faces.
"AAAAAH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?" Honeydew of the Yogscast seeing a Roflconda for the first time before it explodes Xephos.

"OH MY GOD THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!" Honeydew again as another Roflconda shows up a minute after the first and blows up Xephos and LividCoffee.
Roflconda by RyeosomniacPumpkin October 5, 2012

rondondahda 

jamaican last name , made up by religious leaders , commonly used as a last name for families that are either very religious, or unwealthy .
My fellow Rondondahda, has a very religious family
rondondahda by Rondondahda April 7, 2020

Nonaconda 

A very small dick or in other words a micropenis
Mary: I heard John’s got a huge dick
Greg: I’ve seen it before, total nonaconda
Nonaconda by TMercutioF February 14, 2021

ronconameer 

A way of addressing a person whose actions are usually since as weird strange or goofy. It can also be used to address a person who is too normal or seen as too ordinary
Person A walks in with burgundy pants
Person B says "Ay what's good ronconameer!"
Person A responds "Alright goofy, come down"