Eyeboning

A less crude way of saying "eyef**king". Eyeboning is when someone is staring at another someone (usually very attractive) with such an intense manner it is as though they are "boning" them.

Monica: OMG...that chick was totally eyeboning you!
Jason: What chick?
Monica: The one in the short, tight, orange mini-dress.
Jason: I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut!

Eyeboning by classikjane March 10, 2015

Eyebrowing

the act of raising and lowering your eyebrows repeatedly.

Boy #1: Hey, you see that girl?
Boy #2: Yeah, I'd totally eyebrow her.
Boy #1: Oh? I'm eyebrowing her right now.

Eyebrowing by Mrs. Sterious March 2, 2010

eyeboobing

The act of staring at a women's breasts for a long period of time.

"I kept eyeboobing Jay and eventually she yelled at me to stop."

eyeboobing by RowantheAnimeLover July 13, 2016

Elboning 

To fuck a girl with your elbow.

My wrists were getting pretty tired, so I switched to some aggressive elboning.

Elboning by Homer Carpenter June 12, 2009

Eyebrowing

The origin of the term is that thing a girl does when she's plucking her eyebrows where she switches back and forth trying to get things even, but accidentally takes too much off EVERY time until there is no eyebrow left.

Despite the origin, this term applies to haircuts, makeup, and even external things the girl does.

Jer: Your hair looks fine woman, stop eyebrowing!
Rosey: No wait, I'm almost done, my hair is uneven!
Jer: You are such an eyebrower!

Eyebrowing by Polymathous January 11, 2012

Eyebrowing

When you shave off your eyebrows during a 2007 britney breakdown and now you're desperately drawing them on with sharpie.

Person one: did you hear about rachel she's gonna shave off her eyebrows
Person 2: bet she'll be eyebrowing after doing it

Eyebrowing by Yourdachokedtodeathonmyfatdick April 16, 2020