kated

To misplace or abandon (and then have to retrieve) a road vehicle (car, motorcycle, scooter) the morning after a late night out.

I can't give you a lift to the Nugget, I got hella crunked at karaoke last night and kated my ride.

kated by Steady Edwards December 21, 2008

Kated

An alcohol based corruption, resulting in being drunk and having fun even though you weren’t planning to do so.

Dude, I thought you were staying in last night? Bruh, I was gonna but then I got totally Kated.

Kated by Lelander April 3, 2023

Kated on 

Verb: When one's shrill wife/gf emasculates him in front of his children, friends, anyone.

"Dude, I hate having to see you like this. Don't you see that girl just "Kated On" you right now and like everyday?"

Kated on by dirkdboogie June 22, 2009

kit-kated 

to get kicked in the ballsack, kneed in the face and then stuck in the face with a semtex

Nigga that mofo just got kit-kated

kit-kated by x oliveira x November 7, 2010

Ketamine-Kated

Off your nut on Ketamine!

I Feel Ketamine-Kated

Ketamine-Kated by James Leno May 6, 2006

Kate McKinnon

Is to a younger generation of Women Loving Women what Gillian Anderson was to an older generation of WLW. She has the power to make gay/bi/queer women even gayer with a simple dimpled smile, a funny dance, a wink, or her impressions of Kellyanne Conway and Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Known for SNL and the 2016 Ghostbusters.

Guy: I like this Kate McKinnon, she's hot! I would do her!
Girl/Leslie: She gay dude. Stop it. Lol.

Kate McKinnon by Holtzm-anne November 3, 2016

Mario karted

Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place

Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*

*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted

Mario karted by GreenBayPackers1113 March 30, 2015