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Forklift Certified 

Forklift Certified means you have an IQ above average and are a chad
You’re telling me you’re not forklift certified? Loser!
Forklift Certified by Alexei DeVoss September 14, 2020

The Forklift 

When a Man bends his elbows while his arms are in a 90° angle by his sides and recieves an akward hug from his significant other.
"Look at him, he's going in with The Forklift"
"Yeah, The Forklift is so romantic and akward at the same time"

African Forklift

The result of when a women gets on her knees to pull your pants down and as they are lowering the sudden release of pantaloon pressure springs up your penis into the womans eye. As she flys backwords from such a force, the male puts his hands on his waist, arches his back and laughs towards the heavens.
Tell me what you want me to do bajoomba

behbee, i want you to suck my cock..(chuckles)

Pooosh! OUCH, AHAHAHAHHAHAHA AFRICAN FORKLIFT BITCH!
African Forklift by Jesse Politis February 9, 2006

Mexican Forklift 

A Mexican Forklift is when a band of 5 or more brown brothers combine their strength to lift heavy objects.
Hey Jethro, we need to head to the west side of town to pick up a Mexican Forklift. That way, they can lift the Camaro up and I can use their Old Spice to clean the undercarriage.
Mexican Forklift by mh40sw July 2, 2009

Forklifting 

Using your two thumbs, either in the vagina or anus to lift the person being forklifted off the ground.
Boy 1: I was with this girl last week and I managed to lift her off the ground by putting my thumbs inside her
Boy 2: You forklifted her?
Boy 1: Forklifting is a thing?
Forklifting by nathansig January 26, 2015

forklift driver 

Someone who's always going on dates with fat people.
Adam picked up another fat chick last night, what a forklift driver!
forklift driver by Bloopy May 18, 2005