The Table

The largest and most mysterious high-school social organization in Houston. Antics include anti-cotillion and -homecoming parties, polygamy, cooking competitions, tiara rape, and star wars spoof videos. Descended from 'the blob' and root group of the 'Neo-Table.'

Complete strangers brought together through fate, corruption, and sparkles.

"The table = girls who enjoy shoving crap in my hair and correcting my grammar." - Winston Knapp

Marcus (I) am the husband of ALL table members. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. If you're part of the table, you're part of my harem. - Marcus Barnett, 'Basic Fundamental Principles of the Table'

The Table by KN69 September 10, 2009

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The table

1) Another name for James Hetfield of Metallica, after he furiously yelled about it on Lou Reed and Metallica's "The View", from the album Lulu

2) An object on which you put things, and is usually eaten off, when sat at with chairs.

James Hetfield:
I am the root

I am the progress

I'm the aggressor

I am the tablet

These ten stories

The table by Dave Mustardstaine December 30, 2012

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The Table

An area where you can make tik toks and listen to Post Malone.

Anyone can visit The Table.

The Table by yellowmamba69 October 30, 2019

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The Table Gang was started on 16/11/21 and started to grow slowly over time. The Table support the LGBTQ+ community and offer a safe space for everyone.

I always find myself at The Table when I'm with my friends.

The Table by Table Gang April 3, 2022