The master of the vag (pronounced vadge, aka, vagina).
Typically female, the vagmaster controls all entry into and actions within the vag. In rare cases, a pimp may assume control of entry into the vag area, becoming a monetary vagmaster, for a nominal fee to the biological vagmaster. Both parties benefit from monetary gain.
"So have you gotten laid yet?"
"No way man, she's one prude-ass vagmaster."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).