British political leader from the Liberal Democratic party otherwise known as "Paddy Pantsdown", notable for once serving as a M16 spy and banging a mistress in 9.5 seconds.
Paddy Ashdown is the Dos Equis guy, just more of a badass.
Much like the famous Rose Bowl, this athletic event is a competition to see which of your friends can grab the most ass in one schoolday...at school....teachers are worth two touchdowns.
I won the latest Assbowl game, but i got three detentions for "molesting teachers"...it was bullshit, but i still won.