stevieraynium

(Noun) An extremely rare, costly, almost impossible to replicate man-made material. It has properties similar to both Adamantium and Vibranium. It is virtually indestructible, extremely dense, and can survive multiple nuclear blast. It is capable of absorbing vibration, sound, and physical force. it can be shaped or molded to any surface but once stable Stevieraynium cannot be further manipulated or altered in any way. It makes an excellent construction material, primarily used for building walls, barricades, and bunkers.

This wall is not fucking tuff enough. It needs to be reinforced with Stevieraynium!

stevieraynium by Polymer man November 2, 2018

Steveland Creamer 

The act of jizzing into a scalding hot cup of tea and throwing it on one's significant other during sexual intercourse.

Enter Callum

Callum: Hey, how's it going?

Chardonnay: U fuckin' wot m8? I'll shank yer Nan out front Tesco. I'll fuk her up, u fuckin' CANT. I'll give 'er a steveland creamer.

Callum: . . .Oh, okay then. Good talk . . .

Steveland Creamer by Kaerindael December 18, 2014

Steveland Cleamer

Attempting to define words from the urban dictionary after consuming too many drinks.

"Yo homie. You are wrecked! It's cleveland steamer, not steveland cleamer. Steveland Cleamer is my accountant. Word"

Steveland Cleamer by dumpy-johnson April 29, 2010

stevieanne 

Stevieanne is a very pretty and quiet girl, but once you get to know her she’s loud asf. She also tends to take 1 hour to finish a small sandwich. She’s also lazier than a discord mod, but she’s an amazing friend and maybe even more 😏

“Did you hear that horrible screaming noise?” Must be a wild Stevieanne!
“No way! She’s as quiet as a mouse!”

stevieanne by JKAYii3 July 17, 2021

Steveland Cleamer

n. The inverse act of the acclaimed Cleveland Steamer.

The sexual act by which the pooper defecates while down on their hands and knees and the poopee approaches from behind, rolling their chest on the pooper's buttox in order to spread the feces on themselves. The result is mashed poop.

Dick had White Castle last night. Jane wants to get down and dirty. Dick gives Jane a Steveland Cleamer. Jane is filthy.

Steveland Cleamer by ukilledthecat April 12, 2007

Steveland Cleamer

The act of rubbing one's chest in a steaming pile of fecal matter.

We stumbled upon a pile of shit, so we got Laura to do a Steveland Cleamer.

Steveland Cleamer by nosnar May 10, 2006

Steveland Creamer 

Named after famed hip-hop R&B artist, Stevie Wonder (Stevland Hardaway Morris), the Steveland Creamer is when a man ejaculates on a woman's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.

"Damn that guy I went home with last night totally pulled a Steveland Creamer on me, I couldn't see for 10 minutes!"

Steveland Creamer by BalderdashBrewer November 12, 2013