Muffies

Made famous by Panera Bread, muffies are made of only the top portion of a muffin, which is always the tastier part.
Unlike muffins, muffies are flat and thin and delicious.

Forget muffins! Muffies FTW!!!

Muffies by greenlotus94 July 6, 2011

ear muffies 

when uffy's use vulgar language in front of mini uffy's they shout, "ear muffies!" and the mini uffy's put their hands on top of their ears. this prevents the mini uffy's from mimicking vulgarities at holiday meals, easter egg hunts, or in houses of worship.

fluffy- "so i told that fucking arse to shut up or put up."
"oh, whoops." "i forgot ur little uffy's were
in the room."

muffy- "next time just say, "ear muffies!"

buffy- "yeah, now you can toatally skank it up you"...
"EAR MUFFY'S!" "YOU SKANKY HO!"

ear muffies by robyn cason January 21, 2008

muffie 

A Middle-aged Urban Failure

Alternate spelling: 'muffy'.

He needs to spend some money on a new wardrobe and quit looking like a total muffie?

muffie by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 19, 2009

mooge muffins 

When a person gets so fucked up on drugs or alcohol he or she throws up on their chest/tits. It often happens to college freshmen who are binge drinking for the first time.

Girl: What happened to me last night? Why do I have mooge muffins?

Roommate: Weeeeeeeell...

mooge muffins by 0neWay November 19, 2013

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes 

Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.

Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?

Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012

Muffinstuff 

A person who is tiny or has a tiny body, but has a big head and/or fluffy,spikey or crazy hairdo. They resemble a muffin, because muffins have a tiny bottom part with a huge fluffy top part, just with alot more stuff on them than a muffin. may be used as a degrading term for a short or tiny person.

person A: LOL THAT PERSONS HEAD IS DISPROPORTIONAL TO HIS BODY! WHAT A MUFFINSTUFF

person B: HAHAH YEAH! HIS HEAD IS TOO BIG AND HIS HAIR IS SO FLUFFY! LIKE A MUFFINSTUFF

person C: HEY YOU! CAN I CALL YOU MUFFINSTUFF??

person D: AWW, POOR LITTLE MUFFINSTUFF CANT REACH THE TOP SHELF?

Muffinstuff by copyrighttoy October 25, 2010

Fur muffins 

These are small cats who are cute.

The little fur muffins got on the bed to keep daddy warm!

Fur muffins by I, Wreckerrr June 14, 2021