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Jewish Mother Syndrome 

Known short for JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother.
Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her.
Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa.

Panzy Rat Mother syndrome 

Also known as the challenged flu, panzy rat mother syndrome'so symptoms include, loss of intelligence, blurry vision, constipation, heavy breathing, and trench mouth. The final effects of this disease include, retardation, enlarged hands, pathetic anorexic body, no teeth, bulged eyes, large mouth, and a brain the size of an m&m. The life expectancy is 2 months. With this disease you will be the most pathetic creature in the entire ecosystem.
Panzy rat mother syndrome makes you the most worthless thing in the universe, it makes a man a piece of shit, and a woman even more of a bitch.

Single Mother Syndrome 

When a woman has been single and raising a family alone for a long time that they forget how to be co-dependent in a relationship.
In relationships she still suffered from single mother syndrome and couldn't relinquish control.
Single Mother Syndrome by 1erin2many February 25, 2015

Mother Teresa Syndrome 

1. Mental health condition suffered by the overly religious whereby the religious, actively deny treatment or medications to facilitate increased suffering.

2. The imposition of suffering, denial of treatment, or services, to those who you are responsible to care for with the expressed intent of increasing misery or hastening death. (see betrayal trauma)

3. The imposition of religious beliefs to increase suffering in the efforts to elicit pleasure in the person denying, or reserving access to treatment or services.
When I presented the case for a need for an antidepressant to my doctor, after my mom died, he got all 'Mother Teresa Syndrome" on me and said, "You need to experience this without drugs so you can grieve properly."

Mother Teresa Syndrome (MTS) 

Mother Teresa Syndrome (MTS) defined as when a person feels compassionate and empathetic for short period of time.
Mr. Scrooge usually doesn't like to help people out. I think he has Mother Teresa Syndrome (MTS).

Mother Feather Plucker Syndrome 

This is term applies by the same rule of thumb as "Feather Plucker Syndrome" found in this same Urban Dictionary. There is one major difference... This 'Feather Plucker' is a mommy!
Get out of that smoke-filled bathroom with that baby, you mother feather plucker syndrome actin' bitch!