bookman 

One who sells educational books door to door.
Someone who is richer and more confident than you are because they sold books for the summer instead of sitting on their ass.

I rock you because i saw 3 hot moms today!
Don't you ever die you good looking bookman!

bookman by mort utley August 25, 2008

Bookman's Bluff 

When an Author creates something where people say: "That doesn't make sense" but excuses it with: "It all makes sense when you consider it's acually a methaphor"

Masahiro Sakurai pulled a Bookman's Bluff when he created Kirby:

"Kirby doesn't make sense as a creature but he will make sense as a methaphor." Brian David Gilbert, 2020

Bookman's Bluff by Sturmward July 29, 2021

Neil Bookman 

A 33-year-old pedophile jerk who takes advantage of young boys. He has baby-killer eyes and unstable tendancies. But don't worry, he's a nice guy once you get to know him.

Neil Bookman likes 'em around 14 years old.

Neil Bookman by Numbers December 14, 2008

muddy bookmark

When you are fucking a tramp in the ass you peel off the condom and place it in a book or magazine in their house To be discovered later.

I went to some sluts house last night and totally left a muddy bookmark in her copy of Mein Kampf.

muddy bookmark by Shithousepoet March 13, 2015

Booman 

A person who is known as the villain or the bad guy but always try’s to keep peace and care for others. Basically gets booed for trying to care

LOOK ITS BOOMAN

Booman by thelostone11 October 13, 2021

Buffalo bookmark 

wiping feces on the page of a book

Jay was mad at Dave so he took his anatomy book into the bathroom at left a Buffalo bookmark on the day's assignment.

Buffalo bookmark by matthew rivers July 2, 2007

Crappy Bookmark 

A Crappy bookmark bought in Mexico.

Teacher: Where did you get that bookmark
Student: In Mexico
Teacher: That's a crappy bookmark!

Crappy Bookmark by TheWindSoldier April 1, 2010