bookbanger

A person who spends too much time reading (and thus, loses touch with society, the latest trends, and, perhaps, reality).

"Melvin's no use to anyone; the guy's a real bookbanger."

bookbanger by Phorquieu May 22, 2007

Backbanger 

Backbanger = from the back I'd bang her. Momentary ocular pleasure ruined from the sudden realization of subjects age or gender.

Scenario: Avrumi and Simi at a party.

Avrumi: Yo Simi, do you see that hot girl over there.

Simi: Don't be shy, go offer to buy her a drink.

Avrumi: Excuse me angel face, may I buy you a driii.... Fuck Dad what are you doing here?

Avrumi's Dad: Son, I've been looking all over for you. We need to get gome because Mom is waiting for us.

Awkward silence all the way hoScenario: Avrumi and Simi at a party.

Avrumi: Yo Simi, do you see that hot girl over there.

Simi: Don't be shy, go offer to buy her a drink.

Avrumi: Excuse me angel face, may I buy you a driii.... Fuck Dad what are you doing here?

Avrumi's Dad: Son, I've been looking all over for you. We need to get gome because Mom is waiting for us.

That backbanger caused awkward silence all the way home......

Backbanger by SimiB January 22, 2016

brobanger 

Brobanger (n) A woman usually college age, that hooks-up exclusively with bros.

"Dude look at her, she's so hot."
"Yeah, but she's a total brobanger."

brobanger by David612 September 21, 2009

boobhangers 

basically a bra, except much more amusing to say, especially when said in a pedophilic voice

Roger: Come on Gracie get those boobhangers off and come to bed
Gracie: Daddy I'm not even old enough for a bra yet...

boobhangers by SelfishHands July 13, 2010

Bookwanker 

A person that read the original book of a series or movie and continues to throw in your face that he/she knows more about the story than you who didn't read the book.

Mozza: I remember in the books there wasn't a hot tub.

Ozzy: Really? You're turning bookwanker on me already?

Bookwanker by FruityWolf July 2, 2018

BootyBangers 

When Harry Gabbott grabs a girls booty and repeatedly stick is dad's car keys into Ladies assboles

I just got BootyBangers by Harry Gabbott I think I'm gonna let him jam cupboard me next

BootyBangers by VeryBigBoi July 21, 2019

Boolanger 

A large section of bread. Alternitivly a general insult towards a Freanchman.

Oi you stupid boolanger.

Or

Thats a large boolanger there!

Boolanger by Luke Marshall 1 December 17, 2008