A person who spends too much time reading (and thus, loses touch with society, the latest trends, and, perhaps, reality).
by Phorquieu May 22, 2007
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Scenario: Avrumi and Simi at a party.
Avrumi: Yo Simi, do you see that hot girl over there.
Simi: Don't be shy, go offer to buy her a drink.
Avrumi: Excuse me angel face, may I buy you a driii.... Fuck Dad what are you doing here?
Avrumi's Dad: Son, I've been looking all over for you. We need to get gome because Mom is waiting for us.
Awkward silence all the way hoScenario: Avrumi and Simi at a party.
Avrumi: Yo Simi, do you see that hot girl over there.
Simi: Don't be shy, go offer to buy her a drink.
Avrumi: Excuse me angel face, may I buy you a driii.... Fuck Dad what are you doing here?
Avrumi's Dad: Son, I've been looking all over for you. We need to get gome because Mom is waiting for us.
That backbanger caused awkward silence all the way home......
Avrumi: Yo Simi, do you see that hot girl over there.
Simi: Don't be shy, go offer to buy her a drink.
Avrumi: Excuse me angel face, may I buy you a driii.... Fuck Dad what are you doing here?
Avrumi's Dad: Son, I've been looking all over for you. We need to get gome because Mom is waiting for us.
Awkward silence all the way hoScenario: Avrumi and Simi at a party.
Avrumi: Yo Simi, do you see that hot girl over there.
Simi: Don't be shy, go offer to buy her a drink.
Avrumi: Excuse me angel face, may I buy you a driii.... Fuck Dad what are you doing here?
Avrumi's Dad: Son, I've been looking all over for you. We need to get gome because Mom is waiting for us.
That backbanger caused awkward silence all the way home......
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Gracie: Daddy I'm not even old enough for a bra yet...
Gracie: Daddy I'm not even old enough for a bra yet...
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Mozza: I remember in the books there wasn't a hot tub.
Ozzy: Really? You're turning bookwanker on me already?
Ozzy: Really? You're turning bookwanker on me already?
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