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bookbanger

A person who spends too much time reading (and thus, loses touch with society, the latest trends, and, perhaps, reality).
"Melvin's no use to anyone; the guy's a real bookbanger."
bookbanger by Phorquieu May 22, 2007
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Backbanger 

Backbanger = from the back I'd bang her. Momentary ocular pleasure ruined from the sudden realization of subjects age or gender.
Scenario: Avrumi and Simi at a party.

Avrumi: Yo Simi, do you see that hot girl over there.

Simi: Don't be shy, go offer to buy her a drink.

Avrumi: Excuse me angel face, may I buy you a driii.... Fuck Dad what are you doing here?

Avrumi's Dad: Son, I've been looking all over for you. We need to get gome because Mom is waiting for us.

Awkward silence all the way hoScenario: Avrumi and Simi at a party.

Avrumi: Yo Simi, do you see that hot girl over there.

Simi: Don't be shy, go offer to buy her a drink.

Avrumi: Excuse me angel face, may I buy you a driii.... Fuck Dad what are you doing here?

Avrumi's Dad: Son, I've been looking all over for you. We need to get gome because Mom is waiting for us.

That backbanger caused awkward silence all the way home......
Backbanger by SimiB January 22, 2016

brobanger 

Brobanger (n) A woman usually college age, that hooks-up exclusively with bros.
"Dude look at her, she's so hot."
"Yeah, but she's a total brobanger."
brobanger by David612 September 21, 2009

boobhangers 

basically a bra, except much more amusing to say, especially when said in a pedophilic voice
Roger: Come on Gracie get those boobhangers off and come to bed
Gracie: Daddy I'm not even old enough for a bra yet...
boobhangers by SelfishHands July 13, 2010

Bookwanker 

A person that read the original book of a series or movie and continues to throw in your face that he/she knows more about the story than you who didn't read the book.
Mozza: I remember in the books there wasn't a hot tub.

Ozzy: Really? You're turning bookwanker on me already?
Bookwanker by FruityWolf July 2, 2018

BootyBangers 

When Harry Gabbott grabs a girls booty and repeatedly stick is dad's car keys into Ladies assboles
I just got BootyBangers by Harry Gabbott I think I'm gonna let him jam cupboard me next
BootyBangers by VeryBigBoi July 21, 2019

Boolanger 

A large section of bread. Alternitivly a general insult towards a Freanchman.
Oi you stupid boolanger.

Or

Thats a large boolanger there!
Boolanger by Luke Marshall 1 December 17, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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