Gulby 

When an article of clothing bunches up on you it is (gulby)

Oatmeal is thick and bunched up on your spoon (gulby)

Wearing two long sleeve shirts and one bunches up.

Oatmeal is gulby

Gulby by Jill Bertschy September 14, 2008

Gumby's Mouth 

When a woman's vagina has lost all elasticity and now looks like the mouth of the Green claymation character Gumby.

"Wow! Look at that old sloppy pussy! It looks just like Gumby's Mouth!!!

Gumby's Mouth by will bitten November 4, 2017

Gumby cut 

This is a haircut resembling the character from the"Gumby and Pokey" show.

I like a Gumby cut so l can hang with Pokey!

Gumby cut by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2020

Gulbis

Ernests Gulbis, a proffesional tennis player who constantly rips the craziest shots for no reason other than to be awesome.

Gulbis is also used to describe the act of utterly humiliating someone in tennis.

to Gulbis someone: to utterly rape someone in tennis by... returning a first serve with a faster forehand, hitting a shot right at the opponent and still having the opponent whiff, smashing overheads at the opponent's face, hitting a dropshot winner when the opponent is at net, and acing someone on a 2nd serve by hitting it faster than the 1st serve.

After hitting one of these shots, a player may shout "GULBIS!!" instead of the standard "come on!"

Hey are you ready? I'm gona ace you.
-no you won't I own you
(SERVES... fault)...)
-I own you
I'm still going to ace you, right down the line
-It's ur 2nd serve, good luck
BOOM -ACE-
"GULBISS!!!!!!"
-fuck

Gulbis by theeJuggernaut January 22, 2009

gumby leg 

(Adj.) affected appendage that takes on a rubbery, floppy appearance similar to the popular childhood cartoon, Gumby, upon a brutal impact.

(Example: " Did you see Kevin Ware get that fucking Gumby leg last night?")

gumby leg by LegalizeGob October 4, 2013

gumby nipple 

The nipple of a breastfeeding woman immediately after breastfeeding, due to its taffy-like elasticity.

Father: Wow honey, what happenned to your nipple?

Mother: Nothing, why?

Father: It's big...and stretchy!

Mother: Oh, that's just my gumby nipple!

gumby nipple by The Anonymous Rho October 17, 2009

Semper Gumby 

Adaptation of the Marine Corps motto: Semper Fi (Latin for Always Faithful). Used to describe the general Marine attitude (i.e always be flexible with plans cause something will change that will fuck up your night) towards the constant changes that are rampant in every Marine unit.

Marine 1: Hey man, go easy at the bar tonight, just found out we have a CFT at 04
Marine 2: Oh well, semper gumby

Semper Gumby by DevilDogPOG October 27, 2011