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Hoosier Sebastianism 

A belief in the imminent return of Bob Knight to Indiana University; soon to be followed by a National Championship.
Through this overly long Dark Night of the Basketball Soul, Heather was consoled by her Hoosier Sebastianism belief: soon Bob Knight would return; soon the Big Ten forces of evil would be vexed; soon the Red and White would triumph!
Hoosier Sebastianism by Duckbutt December 28, 2003

sebastianstansexual

Someone who is attractive to Sebastian Stan and/or the characters he plays
Emma: I’m Sebastianstansexual

Spencer: me too!
sebastianstansexual by Marvelsimp January 3, 2021

sebastianic 

adj. describing that which is most refined, magnificent, and appealing. Often refers to an ideal that many strive to achieve, but likely never will. An unparalleled perfection.
Girl: Mom, I met the most amazing person. He's a drop-dead gorgeous rocket scientist with a beautiful soul and a great sense of humor. He just might be absolutely perfect.

Mom: There's no such thing as perfect. There's got to be a catch.

Girl: Hmm, but what if he were born with Sebastianic traits?

Mom: If so, you'd be the luckiest girl alive!
sebastianic by mmGT April 24, 2011

Sebastianstansexual

Being attracted to Sebastian Stan, and Sebastian Stan only, because you have no real life or social contact.
Me: “I’m coming out as Sebastianstansexual.”
Friend I don’t have: “Oh so you’re a Stan stan mode: extreme?”
Me: “Yes.”

(I’m not funny, I know)

Sebastians

Street term for crabs

aka Sebastian was the crab in The Little Mermaid.
Bitch yo mama gave me Sebastians.
Sebastians by JB & VC March 26, 2009

sebastiansaeps 

She's one of the best people on tik tok. She makes AMAZING edits and she's my wifey. i love her so much and i will always support her!! her wife is bazvoid aka marina
sebastiansaeps i love you so much
sebastiansaeps by Marina Barnes February 9, 2022