theevil 

Theevil: (th-ee-vuhl) - noun - A person who has an evil heart and sets out to thieve the happiness of others in order to fulfill or obtain something for their own personal gain...

That theevil just knocked over a child to steal his ice cream...

theevil by vervainna July 13, 2014

theelilbit 

the coolest white rapper from california.

yo homie g slizzle slice gangster man, theelilbit is better than eminem

theelilbit by jumpery April 20, 2010

the evil 3 

The 3 most hated people you know at your school. It could be anyone you don't like, but usually the evil 3 list is unanimously decided on by you and a few friends.

all of the evil 3 are in your wellness class?! damn, i feel srry for you

the evil 3 by M@77 J@M35 August 14, 2012

The Evil One 

The quiet new girl who seems sweet until you get to know her. By then it's too late. She follows you everywhere by clinging onto your sleeve wordlessly. She doesn't say much but when she does it's completely unrelated to the conversation or if it's a story, it goes absolutely nowhere. Despite this, she is a beautiful person, even if she does occasionally attempt to possess you.

'Did you see the new girl? She's so hot!'
'I wouldn't. A friend from her old school said she's The Evil One. She left because she caused someone to jump off a cliff'
'Woahhh'

The Evil One by will.from.the.inbetweeners November 25, 2013

The Evil Empire

Walmart. The source of all evil

Friend 1: Dude! I need to go to Walmart.
Friend 2: Don't you mean the evil empire?

The Evil Empire by JussSayin January 8, 2012

thedevilf 

No, you're a frickin noob. And you're not very bright, at all

George W. Bush and Jessica Simpson

thedevilf by Ram Gupta September 4, 2004

negotiate with the evil one 

to take a shit, to defecate or have a crap

I'm off to negotiate with the evil one, I had a bad curry last night

negotiate with the evil one by Preywinder November 2, 2010