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Bootysmasher 

One who completely destroys any anus he sexually encounters.
Margret: Oww!! I've anally fornicated before but you have completely ripped apart my anus!

Pablo: Jyes. I guess jyou can call me El Bootysmasher.

Margret: Oh, you' re so smooth. Your swag is confirmed. Please, Tear me a new one!

Pablo: I believe i just did....
Bootysmasher by SychoSurge January 11, 2009

bootymachine 

Used for a music grooving at a steady beat.
That fine dj just made my legs swing, damn does he know how to turn on the bootymachine.
bootymachine by elmoo March 20, 2008
New Zealand slang mocking British people and the term 'butt sex'
oi loik bootsax" = "I like buttsex
bootsax by peturrrr November 2, 2010

bootymath 

a religion based almost entirely on the principal of infinitedeodorant
"they said 'bootymath' wasn't an acceptable religion to put in my resume, thots"
bootymath by herculeast January 5, 2014

Bootymatized 

When u have sex with a big booty girl and the man can't think about anything but that booty during work, play and sleep....it interferes in daily activities no matter if the female is a bitch.
Dam dog she got me all bootymatized and shit
Bootymatized by bOOty Liz~cious February 20, 2009

Bootiman 

It's rare you'll ever meet a Bootiman, so when you do make it last. Bootiman can be added to a first name, for example; Alan Bootiman.
The males are usually flamboyant, charming and fantastically good looking and extremely 'alpha male' thus meaning, they always have to be the leader.
The females are stunning, intelligent and have great smiles, they will always be family loving and devoted to their partner/husband.
A common term for a bootiman female would be 'bootiful', combining Bootiman and beautiful together to make a unique word. All Boot's are unique, talkative and can make the most out of anything.
have a 'bootiful' day!
How are you today grandad boots?
Hello, my name is Emma Bootiman.
Bootiman by tangoyankee11 November 10, 2011