Miswank 

a failed attempt at masturbation due to an empty state of ones wankbank

i am so annoyed as i had a miswank

Miswank by Westy66 June 2, 2014

mistank 

A mistake that leads to an unpleasant odor

"Man, I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. That was a mistank."

mistank by That Mustache Thing March 25, 2010

Mitwank

Titwank given by a man with mits (man tits)

Ray gave Dave a mitwank the other night. Dave enjoyed it.

Mitwank by LRG1 January 7, 2011

miswak

A BITCH

What a miswak

miswak by Grrrrrratass May 11, 2020

Miskanken Identity 

When a girl is falsely accused of being a skank; a case of mistaken identity

Herbert: Dude, did you hear that Mary gave a snowblower to that guy at the party last night?

Daniel: No man, that wasn't Mary... it's a case of miskanken identity

Miskanken Identity by DROCK101 January 24, 2009

Swanky McSwankster 

A nickname for soemone who is truly awesome, classy, fashionable, "off the hook" or dope. An excellent nickname for someone who can only be described as "swank." Also may be used as a mysterious pen name for such things as school newspapers or comic book art.

1.Ben: "Hey Jim, why do they call that girl Swanky McSwankster?"
Jim: "Well Ben, she is just too swank for anything else."

2.Ben: "That girl is so swank!"
Jim: "Yeah, she's a real Swanky McSwankster."

Swanky McSwankster by Swanky McSwankster February 29, 2008

Milwanker 

Someone who religiously believes Milwaukee is the best tools, no matter what &/or has a cult level of loyalty to Milwaukee, TTI & therefor the Chinese Communist Party.

Them: Makita sucks, real tradesman use Milwaukee.
You: You’re just another Milwanker.

Milwanker by Leaderofthetoolresistance March 4, 2023