Splinge

noun, verb, splinged, spling-ing.
–noun
1. Hinged spline: a jointed device or flexible long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.; slat.on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
2. Splined hinge: a long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.or jointed device on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
–verb (used with object)
3. to furnish with or attach by a splinge or splinges.
-splinge (used as expression of amazement)
4. to wibble, or splinge as an incredulous outburst when your flabber is ghasted.

Apprentice:'This splinge won't fit properly, the sprocket doesn't flange cleanly.'
Mechanic:'Ah, you need a splined hinge, not a hinged spline - easy mistake'

Ted: 'WoW, Obama did it !'
Bill: '....... :O .. splinge !'

by KeithMyArthe January 17, 2009

Splinge

Gaps in the hairstyle fringe

Fix your hair you have a splinge

by Flade June 13, 2015

Splinge

Splinge To refer to something as cool

That shirt you got on is so Splinge

by Felix Flame June 4, 2007

splinge

A split fringe. A fringe that has split into sections due to high amounts of moisture or oil in it.

That girl has a bit of a splinge going on right now... Someone hand her a comb!

by 123unicornflavouredicecream May 31, 2014

Splinge

Splendid Cringe

"Dude, that guy just got run over by a tractor. SPLINGE!"

by Chuck_Norblock January 21, 2021

splinge

Originally a nonsense word, courteousy of 'The Goon Show'
Now, an adjective for a sexy person

1. He/she is a Splinge
2. 'Look - Splinge!'
3. To a partner 'My beautiful Splinge'

by Fenella May 11, 2004

Splinge!

Word to describe the feeling when you see a really fine pair of breasts. The word is also a description of the sound made in your head on the removal of the bra. Weird, but it works.
Also describes something really good, a greeting to friends and a friendly sign-off on SMS. A verbal device borne out of too many mind altering substances - a whole lexicon was discovered.

'Sploof' - really big, saggy breasts.
'Spludge' - not that much better, but smaller.
'Sploin' - Slightly saggy, but nice all the same.
'Splinge' - Lovely, perfectly rounded tits. About a 'C' to a 'D'. Can be bigger.
'Spillip' - Small. Can be nice, but might fill a B cup.
'Spink' - Mosquito's have attacked your girlfriend and left two marks on her chest. Throw some 'D's on that!!

"Ello mate"
"How do?"
"Check out the Sploins on that!!!"
"Nah- happy with the Splinge at home, cheers."
"Fair one, Splinge!"
"Splinge!"

by ed2chef April 29, 2009