Seagulling 

When you whack off and cum in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!"

I sure do love seagulling. Matt seagulled me and now my cheek feels so fertile.

Seagulling by jamthemaninspacewithamonkey April 18, 2006

Seagulling 

When watching others have sex in a car, you wank off and spunk on the wind screen then run away.

I was walking through a car park and saw a couple getting it on, I had no choice really. A bit of seagulling was in order so I knocked one out and seagulled them!!!

Seagulling by KamMan April 16, 2013

seagulling 

Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.

One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.

Mike's friends thought seagulling on him and Susan would be great fun, so they all hid until the time was right.

seagulling by mynameislucy July 8, 2005

Seagulling 

When there are lines of drugs available, it's not your turn, but everyone is talking too much shit to realise it's there.

It is 100% acceptable to swoop in and and do their line, as long as you make the noise "CAAAAAAAAWWW!" beforehand.

"Mate ,did he just do my line?!"

"Yeah, he went seagulling. Tough shit"

Seagulling by Dangle Dude July 2, 2017

Seagulling 

A ritual which is popular in all-male prisons, whereby said inmate ejaculates into his palm and throws it at the next unsuspecting prison guard who walks past his cell.

"Yo dude, you gotta keep seagulling that screw!

Seagulling by Mel "Homey" Howells September 12, 2006

seagulling 

when you ejaculate into your hand then go up to someone you know or an authority figure and throw it in their face.

Russell Brand talks about what the act of seagulling is,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvCelcXkpx4

seagulling by brotherinspirit October 23, 2008

seagulling 

seagulled

to drive by on the beach and 'chuck' sperm from your hand into the face of an innocent passer by, the passer by has been seagulled

seagulling by redvynal July 17, 2003