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a combination of "fap" and "nightmare". a revolting/unsexy thought or situation that prevents you from being able to fap/achieve an erection/orgasm
Mike usually found some alone time while his wife was at work, but the fat,dead homeless man that he found in his computer room this morning was such a fapmare that he could never spank it in there ever again.
fapmare by masochistmonkeyjoe April 23, 2009
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When one dreams of fapping during a NoFap streak.
After 30 days of NoFap I experienced several Fapmares
Fapmare by Knofap August 10, 2017
Performing masturbation to the point where your intellectual capacity is severely and/or permanently diminished.
The people on the Suicide Girls forums are completely faptarded; they can't even spell "niple" right.
faptarded by daisymercedees August 1, 2011