Basic Training 

The thing that 90% of the motherfuckers in there don't pass. The physical part is only the half of it, you gotta have the willpower and mental strength as well.

Drill Sergeant Paul "If you pansy asses think you can't get through basic training you can always crawl back in your mom's anus!"

Basic Training by Ramsy Norris August 7, 2021

Basic training 

A series of courses offered by the military in which the instructor has a few months to fix 18 years worth of your parents fuck ups.

Your mommy will not be there when you get to basic training.

Basic training by Chrispy1990 August 20, 2020

basic training 

an ordeal that enlisted persons entering the military must endure, which is the systematic deconstruction of simple civilian ways to a anamalistic aggressive killer lifestyle.

If I had known what basic training was really like I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER joined the army

basic training by Kevin July 26, 2004

basic training 

The acceptance of your inability to complete Marine Corps Boot camp.

"Hey Bob, I turned out to be a non-hacker pussy when I went to boot camp, so i'm just going to army basic training."

basic training by drunken_usmc January 13, 2008

Basic Training Balls 

When you are in basic training for the military and get horny as hell. You will pretty much have sex with anything thats alive and has a hole.

By week 6 in basic, my basic training balls were so bad I would've had sex with the 400 pound lunch lady.

Basic Training Balls by The king 061393 May 26, 2011