sclinch

When you cut off a poo half way through.

Sam: "I needed to leave ASAP but was trying to poo"
Kieran: "So what did you do?!"
Sam: "All I could do! I sclinched it"
Kieran: "Yeah, I get you. Nice bro"

sclinch by KDogg May 4, 2014

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scrinchin

The stringy, irritating pieces of debris caught in your teeth from eating certain foods such as celery, oranges, or corn on the cob.

"Damn it! I love this corn on the cob, but now this scrinchin is driving me crazy!!"

scrinchin by Oscar McMeyer January 11, 2012

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Sclenching

The act of holding in a fart you’re about to expel, in order to avoid obvious and general embarrassment. Usually they still squeeze out but with no sound and not as deadly.

Guy1: “omg last night with my gf I was holding in the biggest bomb when we were making out.”
Guy2: “you should have dropped that shit Hiroshima style.”
Guy1: “dude I like this girl, trust me I was sclenching mad… as soon as she left though my room smelt like Indian food cooking over burning hair with some garbage on top.”

Sclenching by HarveysPimp September 25, 2005