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To nice to slice 

This is a woman who chooses adoption over the conventional method of bringing a child into the world. She is to posh to push and to nice to slice, so she adopts.
After seeing her sisters give birth to their children through natural and cesarian methods, Abagail figured she was to posh to push and To Nice To Slice so she chose to adopt.
To nice to slice by Moral Oral April 22, 2009

Slice Me Nice 

My body's burning like a flame that's blue
It's time for action and I want it from you
Slice me nice
Slice me nice
My heart is beating to the rhythm of love
I need you, baby like cold hands need a glove
Slice me nice
Slice me nice
I'm like a cake that wants to be baked
I'm like a pie made for hungry guys
My body's burning like a flame that's blue
It's time for action baby, cut me in two
Slice me nice
Slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
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S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice (slice me nice)
My body's burning like a flame that's blue
It's time for action and I want it from you
Slice me nice
Slice me nice
I'm like a cake that wants to be baked
I'm like a pie made for hungry guys
My body's burning like a flame that's blue
It's time for action baby, cut me in two
Slice me nice
Slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice (slice me nice)
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice

Slice Me Nice 

The parting of the bum cheeks before anal. Usually a reference to intercourse between gay men. Made popular by the sold out on Itunes cover by Lady Lloyd one of the most famous Drag Queens/Fuck Ups in History, Star of the infamous Drag Queens of London (verified on Twitter)
You sliced my ass in two
That man over there I'd love him to slice me nice
I would slice you nice all over London
Slice Me Nice by lilbandit88 June 26, 2018

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026