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A grumpy female. A female who exhibits noticable grumpy behavior.
Dawn is really being a Grumpet today!
Grumpet by jimbor August 31, 2006
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A female who is slightly angered, frustrated, or grumpy
Oh my god Chanel is being a major Grumpet today thanks to her monthly visitor.
Grumpet by poopylongstockings September 12, 2006
When a king does a massive shit, his personal servant blows a trumpet in victory. The act of this in known as 'blowing the Grumpet.'
Servant: 'His majesty has completed the royal bowel movement!'
Servant Two: 'Hazzah! Dust off the victory trumpet! Sound the Grumpet!'
Grumpet by TheAwesomePandaman March 1, 2014
A Grumpet is a young lady. She is born in the year of 1993. She is a writer and webdesigner.

I'd give you her websites and shit, but I can't fucking advertise on this website.
'Hey, do you know Grumpet?'

'Who doesn't, foo'!'
Grumpet by Ouglaboogla July 30, 2006

Grumpstink 

When a person throws themselves into a tantrum of such ferocious proportions that they inadvertently pass wind.
"Dude, Ashton went off the rails so bad last night that she pulled a grumpstink! My flat still hums of it."
Grumpstink by Prof. S May 4, 2010

Grumpstep 

A musical sub-genre that consists of (normally) electronic remixes of audio clips from a famed Youtube channel, Game Grumps. Such songs include "Goof Troop Boof", "Banana Shoes", "BaBoom", and "Ice Hair".
Dude 1: Aw, man! Did you hear that Grumpstep song by xXJerryTerryXx?

Dude 2: Which one? Banana Shoes?

Dude 1: Yeah! I had that song stuck in my head for a whole week!
Grumpstep by Random_Grumpling November 11, 2012