A person who desperately pretends to be heterosexual, yet everyone else can see through their
flimsy cover-up and knows that in
fact, they're a complete
homo
Well, Maureen, you might be fooled by our Jason saying that he wants to join the
rugby team to get fit and
buff up for the ladies, but he's such a hetmo - he just wants to get his
head near other guy's crotches