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The Sweeney 

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a six-two off-suit, named "The Sweeney". This has a propensity for flopping 2 pair and turning a boat. It's broken pocket aces and pocket kings in the same night. It should only be played by those with faith in the Sweeney, or if it comes as any Sweeney walks in the room. Never try to turn it against a Sweeney as it will only end up hurting you.
What kind of idiot would call $20 with a 6-2? I'm golden with my pocket aces.
The Sweeney by bs June 17, 2005

The Sweeney Swing 

When an average looking asshole gets all the ladies for no apparent reason. The swing attracts beautiful and intelligent ladies to men that are way below their usual standards. The carriers of the swing are generally poorly groomed, unkempt and possessing a slight body odor. They tend to be pompous arrogant pricks who, because of the swing, believe they are gods gift to women. Upon closer examination we find that they are in fact none of the above.
Mandi why do you like that asshole? He's not even cute.

I donno Kate, he must have the Sweeney Swing
The Sweeney Swing by clubhousecunts February 17, 2008

The Sweeney Crew 

A Scottish urban gang which involves members involved heavily in underground sex slave trading and drugs. a famous member Mark Sweeney whom is the smack daddy
aw matee fuck this the sweeney crew is commin!
The Sweeney Crew by connor warden January 17, 2010

the sweeney way 

the actions performed by mark sweeney in a sweeny like fashion
matee thats 'the sweeney way'
the sweeney way by scott teele January 16, 2010

The Ole' Sweeney Weenie 

The moderately endowed penis of a Sweeney male. Capable of countless amazing feats...
-You gave her a taste of The Ole' Sweeney Weenie. Made her scream didn't you.
-The Ole' Sweeney Weenie saved four children and a litter of puppies from a burning building, Saturday night.

The Sweeny 

When you be gettin' high as fuck sniffin' paint & ya end up suckin' ya homeboys cock
" hey lets go for a crome sesh.."
"Nah, fuck that! You'll end givin me The Sweeny"
The Sweeny by meltonsecrets July 19, 2016