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The redneck version of a mischevous/ trouble-causing hoodlum.
That woodlum straight tipped all my damn cows and ran off with my sister, I sure miss my wife...

Mr. Woolums 

Very verrrrry large mammoth sissy. This sob stomps around yelling "QUIET PLEASE!", commenting on your shirts and things you wear, gives an excessive amount of homework disguising it as class work or "weekly history", and he gives you lunch detentions because in reality, he just doesn't want to eat alone..
Offspring: "Oh my god the moon is following us!"
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just a Mr. Woolums."

mr. woolums 

A dickhead that gives you a lot of homework
Hey you are acting like mr. Woolums
mr. woolums by The cockinator March 30, 2015
A bald hot guy with big muscles!
woolums by ashley stonesifer August 29, 2008
Woolum refers to a female who lies about her last name when you ask it in fear that your a stalker
No example can be given of a woolum, dont worry youll meet one
woolum by Inmate19 February 6, 2007
More than a soulmate, two people who cannot be broken apart regardless of hardship.
Can be used as a direct pet name, or as a general term for lover.
Chris: I love you so much.
Rose: me too, woodum.

I hope everyone finds their woodum.
Woodum by Jihaleh July 6, 2014