poopfail 

to fail in such a way as to turn your life to poop

"Simply waking this AM was an Epic Poopfail"

poopfail by Browns Poopfail December 31, 2013

poopmail 

Mail that you get that has poop all over it

Those Damn kids pooped on my mail again!
I HATE POOPMAIL!!!

poopmail by poopmasta 3000 August 28, 2009

Poohfail 

Poohfail: Is a derogative term used instead of "F**k It" or when something is bad!
The word orginates in a small town in Cambridgeshire England, after an instead in the local supermarket. It is said that whilst working, two shop assistants keep dropping products and makeing accidentally causeing one to say "pooh" and another to say "we fail at work today mate". One of the workers then when on to say, "we poohfail at work today"
The word is most commonly used when something fails or goes wrong.

Example for the word would be after something has failed or gone wrong I.E: Man drops box, "Ah that was a poohfail"
"I've poohfailed at my course work"
"My life if such a poohfail"

Poohfail by Lucaldo April 13, 2010

POOTFAIL. 

When you try to poot, but instead a poop comes out.

A shart.

Samantha: Dang, I thought I had a huge poot coming, but then I sharted.
Sebastan: POOTFAIL.

POOTFAIL. by withsebastian April 19, 2009