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Masculating 

Masculating, (mass-cue-lating)

The act of strutting one's stuff online.

An overt display of masculinity generally performed by males to attract females in a chat room.

Very simular to apes beating on their chest to display their Might and draw attention to themselves, but generally done in text.

An online form of male masturbation.
"if he doesn't quit masculating himself, we're going to have to get our boots on, it's getting pretty deep"
"Oh yeah, I can run faster then that!"
"I have the fastest car"
"I can kick his ass"
"I can have sex all night without stopping"
"yes ma 'am, when it comes to size down there, I've made pony's blush" and so on..
Masculating by DjDave71 March 4, 2008
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e-masculating

1. The act of treating everyone you interact with on the internet is a male.
2. Assuming that everyone on the internet is male.
E-masculating has kept me from accidentally agreeing to hook up with strangers from the internet as they are probably all guys.
e-masculating by Telemonian May 30, 2018

masculingerie 

Guy: I don't have any spandex or silk masculingerie, but I do have a pair of boxers with Stewie's face on them.

Girl: *drops her pants*
masculingerie by AdmiralPercy July 14, 2016

majaculating 

When your mom walks in on you masturbating while you’re about to come and end up cumming on her
friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up majaculating on my mom when she barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks
majaculating by Dubiks December 23, 2018

mansculpting 

The art of grooming body hair on a man's body.
John was tired of the unsightly back hair and decided to adopt mansculpting practices.
mansculpting by Ziggeur December 28, 2008

Masculofting 

Performing mid-level acts of strength or athleticism to falsely appear strong or in shape
John: “Wow! Look at Keith lift those chairs with nothing but one arm!”
Fred: “John you numbskull! Those chairs are each five pounds! He’s just masculofting!”

masticulating 

Juicing the herring, slinging the sausage, porking the swine
Moose likes to juice his herring in front of Joe. Joe, 31, was like "WTF MAN!? STOP YOUR MASTICULATING!"