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Slurvanian 

Slurvanian is the international language spoken by drunk assholes everywhere, once they have consumed way to much alcohol
Drunk Guy- Heeey Slluuutt i-i-im drlunks wunnaa fluck?
Sober Slut- What?
Drunk Guy- loook herrr iimm drlunks snuck ma paanis
Sober Slut- Are you speaking Slurvanian?
Sober Slut- I'm not sure what your saying but 20$ sucky sucky
Slurvanian by Plenty Of Horror December 17, 2013
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Slurvian 

A manner of speaking that combines the words to the point that syllables are being excluded as the words are SLURRED together. This term originated in the 1930's. Appalachian speakers as well as East Coast speakers are known to speak fluent Slurvian. It may be the common string that holds all the accents of the east together. It can also be found in Chicago.
His family in Kentucky speaks fluent Slurvian! They were all: "Widen ya tell me y'alls were comin'? I've been diiiiine to meetcha new wife!"
Slurvian by Jessi loves Chicago March 30, 2015

slursantanajay 

Girlfriend: oh hellloooo slursantanajay
ME: oh hello slursantanajayy
slursantanajay by stallings April 20, 2021

Slovanian people 

The femboy country from the slavics
Yo hes definitely slovanian, he’s has a skirt and everything.

That’s the slovanian people right there
Slovanian people by DingleEater December 5, 2022

Survaliance 

The courage required by Natural Ethics for surthrival* rather than mere survival. Not to be confused with Survillainunce*

Reverence, Humility, Courage & Love are the demands of Natural Ethics.

"The great law of Conservation of Energy that rules Heaven and Earth, which is inborn in all Life as the principle of self-preservation, is also the natural law of Mankind. Transferred to the sphere of Ethics, it is the commandment of Love as the regulating principle of Life.”

- Frank E Warner 'Future of Man' (London 1944).
Along with ever increasing surveillance and survillainunce* came the survaliance to PEACEfully resist the ludicrous idea that 'Crime' could be stopped by everyone being watched aka surveilled 24/7, 365 Days per Year.

Survaliance DEMANDS an End to Deprivation and to Avoidable Political Suffering.
Survaliance by PartisanZ June 7, 2022