forumicate

Verb

When two or more people participate in sexually scandalous conversations via online forums, particularly in forums relating to MMORPGs such as World of Warcraft.

Can also use forumication, forumicating.

I can't forumicate with you today because I'm at work and/or my girlfriend is watching.

forumicate by Honjala April 22, 2008

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Forumulate

v. To create real-world fact from online forum discussions.

The audiophile community forumulated that placing colored dots on their speakers would improve the sound.

Forumulate by k.jag November 16, 2010

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Not here to fornicate with arachnids

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

Not here to fornicate with arachnids by Kiz... December 25, 2020

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fornicaterer

A party planner who provides both food and sexual favors for the guests.

Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?

A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.

Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.

Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe

fornicaterer by Cuntoleezza Rice April 18, 2010