shitlard 

A fat disgusting lazy person

Can you help me with building a birdhouse

Naw man I'm playing Xbox

You're a Shitlard

shitlard by BrownPat October 28, 2013

Fat Shitlard

A word only used for the most disgusting and gross human walking the earth.

Luke you're so gross you Fat Shitlard.

Fat Shitlard by Fat Shitlard August 14, 2017

Shitlady 

Female equivalent of shitlord.

The lady of all shit.

She keeps making puns at me; what a shitlady.

Shitlady by ratbum September 10, 2016

shittarded 

getting so shitfaced that you become retarded.

"Dude, I got so shittarded last night!"

shittarded by superaly June 13, 2005

Shitard 

A person who is stupid as of a retard that possesses a shitty demeanour.

1. Wow, Jim really is a shitard.

Shitard by Young Money Oicneta November 22, 2018

shitward 

A portmanteau of the English swear “shit” and “Squidward”, the name of a character on SpongeBob SquarePants. Typically interjected in situations of surprise or shock, however can also be used as an insult.

“Dude, your car exploded!”
“Holy Shitward!”

“Such raw talent cannot be wasted behind this register!”
“...Get back to work, Mr. Shitward.”

shitward by CDCB123 February 3, 2018

Shitlord 

A person who basks in the bitterness and misery of others.

The Shitlord enjoyed scrolling through the feminist tag on social media websites, bathing in his enemies misery.

Shitlord by Hank Bitchen Shitlord February 9, 2017