An extremely God-fearing man, with creepy little kids named Rodd and
Todd. Used to have a wife named Maude, but she was hit by a barrage of t-shirts shot from bazookas at a NASCAR race, causing her to fall off the bleachers. Has an extremely
ripped chest, and had a relationship with Sar Sloane, the biggest hoe in
Hollywood (in the Simpsons anyway). Also a huge Beatles fan.
Homer: I didn't
know you were such a Beatles fan.
Flanders: Of course I am, the Beatles were bigger than Jesus! But your boy went
Yoko and broke up my collection...