The phonetic pronunciation of the text abbreviation OMG LOL. It is generally used to make fun of people who actually say, "OMG" or "LOL" in conversation.

-That was so funny! LOL!
-Ahm glawl!

ahm glawl by Joel E. Rogers August 25, 2009

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Kah-ahm-bluh

Combination of, "Come on Blood"
Short for, "How are you going to play me like that?"

(n) someone who gets played by another

(adj) describes someone as a person who gets played easily

Anonymous 1: Dude, you haven't paid me in a week. Give me my money.

Anonymous 2: Kah-ahm-bluh!

Example 2

He's really been treating her like Kah-ahm-bluh

Kah-ahm-bluh by Dr. Levy November 21, 2010

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Ahmarism

A widespread ideology founded by Pope Ahmar during dreadful times of the pandemic. The scripture "Pavitr Kitaab" details his life's work including revolutionary concepts such as subjective math and breathtaking moans. Ahmarism values the esteem of the remarkable creation known as the FRIDGE. This religion follows the belief that you are never wrong; instead, it is the world that is at fault. They are unable to comprehend the sophistication and expertise you possess, and will never truly be enlightened.

Have you accepted Pope Ahmar as your lord and savior? If not, come learn about our new movement called Ahmarism.

Ahmarism by Pope Ahmar November 6, 2021

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Ahmood al nijaabe

Ahmood al nijaabe is a powerful man from egypt who steals peoples money. He owns half of the sahara desert or atleast 1 sixth of it.

Ahmood al nijaabe put me in debt!

Ahmood al nijaabe by James the Franco February 4, 2019

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