Schmekis 

A driver (cellphone optional) who makes a really stupid move, or no move at all, forcing you to sit at a light, make a panic turn/lane change, slam on your brakes.

If that Schmekis! had been awake, we wouldn't still be sitting at this red light!

Schmekis by Tony June 18, 2004

schmenis 

An often misunderstood and rarely used form of the word penis. Though it's use is now limited it is ever increasing in poularity.

I got the meanest schmenis.

schmenis by David Philip Anderson April 4, 2007

Schmekin The Be Be 

A catchy phrase to describe ones emotions during every day life, when you just have nothing else to say, or even when you have a lot to say. It's a feel good way to say anything.

This phrase is dedicated to our little black rain cloud.

When you are feeling down and out, and you want to scream and shout, Schmekin The Be Be.

If you are just feeling some type of way, what do you say?
Schmekin The Be Be.

Frustration and Stress? No Problem.
Schmekin The Be Be.

Bad Sex, Good Sex...Schmekin the Be Be.

However, when your car gets crashed, your Be Be has been Schmecked.

Schmekin The Be Be by Ms. Schmeckle December 9, 2009

Schmeiser 

Slang term meaning Penis. Literally meaning something that is used to Schmeis (Whip) as a strap etc.

Have you seen him? Wow. What a Schmeiser!

Schmeiser by Jay Hat April 7, 2007

schmeisch 

v. For one to project feces upon another’s forehead and smear the fecal matter throughout the hair as if it were a topical hair product.

I schmeisched your girlfriend last night.

schmeisch by teamPW December 20, 2009

Schmekin Prickles 

A tasty treat.

Wanna stop and get some frozen Schmekin Prickles?
Last night I skipped dinner and just had Schmeckin Prickles.

Schmekin Prickles by Rehpinej October 20, 2010

Schmeis 

of the verb 'to schmeis'. To take other peoples possesions through means of deception, stealing or lying. Objects can include credit cards,wallets, ties in fact any item. Alternatively meaning an overweight german smelly slob.

Micheal schmeised the wooden hand from the shop

Schmeis by Matt Wicks September 11, 2003