wild ride

What happens when you're nailing a chick from behind and just as you're about to blow your wad, you tell her she's the ugliest biznatch you've ever screwed... and hang on for dear life.

"That nasty hoe gave me a wild ride."

wild ride by Sarcastro October 23, 2003

Wild Ride

When a cabbie takes pasengers hostage and drives off crazy, so the passengers cannot flee the vehicle. Typically caused by a fare dispute or off-the-meter fares. Especially when ride is executed via roundabout routes. Especially when cabbie feels entitled to a surcharge or "tip" not entitled by law. Threats of wild rides are also used to coerce the hostages to pay up more than a customary tip. Also caused by fare-beating or where the passenger feels entitled to pay less than full fare, plus negotiated tip. Where the cabbie then feels entitled to make a "citizens arrest." And drives off crazy to "Go find a cop."

The cabbie took my wife on a wild ride to get a higher tip. The wild ride got her to put out. I should file a wild ride complaint with the Taxi Bureau. I didn't know that wild rides were legal. Is it legal to try to flee the vehicle if the cabbie takes you on a wild ride? Once I paid up the cabbie stopped his wild ride, and even let me get my luggage out of the trunk.

Wild Ride by Atlantis-2525 June 18, 2012

Mr Toad's Wild Ride 

Sexual intercourse

I finally took Mr Toad's Wild Ride with my girlfriend this past weekend.

Mr Toad's Wild Ride by Justin Bailey September 20, 2003

Mr Toad's Wild Ride 

pure awesomeness. everyone wants it.

Trish:When are men going to learn? Women want romance, not Mr Toads Wild Ride!

Brodie: Be fair, everyone wants Mr Toad's Wild Ride

Mr Toad's Wild Ride by Fantastic Dan December 28, 2005

Mr Toad's Wild Ride 

A kick ass ride at Disneyland where you go to hell while on it.

Mr toad's wild ride was my favorite when i was a kid

Mr Toad's Wild Ride by Barney Rubble October 14, 2004

alaskan wild ride

when a girl has a very white vagina with red/auburn pubic hair. you then proceed to cum on the hair. after which you slide your penis on her cum filled hair and then slap her in the face with your dick

last night I had an Alaskan wild ride with this chick from a party alaskan wild ride

alaskan wild ride by CiPp Me October 17, 2013

ride the wild 

When a chick rides your dick; when the guy gets fucked by the girl. Also a cool song by the Descendents

So I heard Ashley got to ride the wild last night!

Yeah, but it wasn't good enough to brag to my wife about.

ride the wild by Foshizzlemynizzleforizzeal October 23, 2009