expresso

what is thought by the speaker to be espresso. A common mispronounciation by those hoping to appear sophisticated.

I'll have two shots of expresso to help rid me of my ineptitude.

expresso by Chach September 8, 2003

expresso

Hillbilly for "espresso."

I asked for coffee on Ro-dee-o drive, but alls they had was expresso.

expresso by Geoff_M August 25, 2010

Expresso

A made up word used by total dwankers who think that they are ordering a stylish beverage but have infact totally fucked-up the pronunciation. See espresso.

Preppie dwanker: "I'll have an expresso and my partner will have an expresso frappe latte strawberry with light cream and a twist of lime...cane sugar on the side."

Server: "What the fuck is an 'expresso?' And would you and your boyfriend like to serve your own sugar and cream over there by the pile of wood...this is an 'extreme getaway vacation' fruitloop; not Starbucks!"

Expresso by psiscott May 2, 2006

expresso

how someone who say aksed say espresso

Bruh when I aksed for an expresso she said they was out

expresso by fattynooblife October 18, 2017

Expresso

The French version of an Italian "Espresso". Weaker, with more water. Often used mistakenly to describe the Italian version and is the target of arch wankers who like to express their superior "correctness".

How to correctly order such a coffee: "Un expresso s'il vous plaît"

Wanker: "It's ESPRESSO, not EXPRESSO"
Frenchman: "Voulez-vous votre café ou pas?"

Expresso by Shakeshead October 7, 2013

expresso

An espresso served with an interpretive dance.

When I order an expresso, I tip based on the interpretive dance that comes with it.

expresso by pbz July 18, 2014

expresso

How ass hats say "espresso"

expresso? where the fuck are you getting the X in espresso?

expresso by evil snarf August 20, 2016