Humper 

Humper is deragotory slang for a person seen as a square. Similar usage to looser, pud or wad. Ocasionally used in a more general greeting amongst friends, as with terms Dude or coach.

Check out the guy with the pink tie trying to impress the waitress, what a humper.

Humper by :BEATNIK June 2, 2004

Humper 

Nickname for a woman who is sexually active to the extreme; who possesses an agressive sexual history and is actively seeking multiple partners at any given moment (a horny humper).

Yumi's friends simply referred to her as "humper" whenever her name came up in a conversation.

Humper by Kumachan August 10, 2004

Humper 

A morbid obese man who is obsessed with humping random objects around his home. He spends most of his time in his bathroom humping the shower curtain. He also fantasizes about a hispanic girl named Vanessa watching him as he humps the objects. Oh what fun he has!

humpfatmanVanessahumper

Humper by Melanie101 February 4, 2010

Humper 

Refers to a disgusting male who ogles women aggressively, hits on them grotesquely, tries to catch their attention by rudely imposing his unwanted attentions, makes suggestive faces and noises at them, follows them, or even exposes himself or openly masturbates in their direction. A humper is usually a serial offender who seems deluded about his own attractiveness to females, despite all their efforts to avoid him. He takes advantage of any power he has over women, especially when they are alone or defenseless.

"Check out that humper over there rubbing his crotch and winking at us."

Humper by Speechnik January 27, 2018

humper 

A person who likes Hump day (Wednesday) OR A person part of the Hump Day Group started by Lips_ofan_Angel!

Did you see that humper playing all night long last night?
Woohoo! I am now a humper!!!

humper by hocky_nutty June 27, 2007

Humper 

Steffany. a hot girl who is fucking someone. booty

"Dude, steffany is my secret bonerfied gf tht is my humper

Humper by wadejohn6969 March 22, 2008

Humper 

Humpin everything and everyone in site the humper thumper

This dang dog is humpin everything get him off my leg dang nasty humper

Humper by SlimShady82 November 11, 2021