KYIMMED 

Pronounced Kay-Why-Imm-Mead. An abbreviated formation of the commonly used phrase "Kill Yourself IMMEDiately", coined in Reading by two deranged homosexualists and a dirty old girl. Usually said with a "talk to the hand" movement seen mainly in Austin Powers 2.

Scenario 1

Person 1: I'm looking really forward to the release of Nicki Minaj's new album today
Person 2: KYIMMED!

Scenario 2

Person 1: What pie shall we have for dinner tonight then?
Person 2: I think we should go for chicken and mush...
Person 1: KYIMMED!

Scenario 3

Person 1: Swag...reem...YOLO!
Persons 2 to 10: KYIMMED!

KYIMMED by Themadone August 29, 2013

KYIMMED 

Pronounced kay-why-im-mead, KYIMMED was coined in Reading by some big breasted bitch and two queers, as a simplified form of the commonly unused metaphor "Kill Yourself IMMEDiately"

Scenario 1)
Person 1: I'm looking well forward to that Merseyside Derby on Sky Sports later
Person 2: Yeah br...
Person 3: KYIMMED!

Scenario 2)
Person 1: I think I ruined the last meeting in the managing director's schedule
Person 2: Oh my God, you have just gone full retard. KYIMMED!

Scenario 3)
Person 1: Nicki Minaj...
Person 2: KYIMMED!

KYIMMED by Dragonfather August 30, 2013

Kimmed out 

Similar to turned out (not to be confused with "turn't up" ) the act in which a SWF approaches you with small vibrator to insert up your anus into your male g spot (prostate)

The male will begin to experience hot flashes before complete arousal and an out of body intense orgasm during which he will release a milk like substance . Euphoria will last for up to an hour, some soreness in the area is common and an intense urge to lay in fetal position may follow.
Prostate orgasm milking prostate

"After the races he met up with his mistress and she kimmed him out."

"He was a lactating bitch after her got kimmed out."

Kimmed out by Jenna May 86 May 23, 2019

kimmed 

To hit a mailbox with your car.

Late for work, she sped down the road and BAM kimmed the mailbox.

kimmed by elctricityscape April 14, 2008

Kimmed 

Constantly being told to shut up by an annoying, noise sensitive, light sleeping person.

"Yo! you just got kimmed!"

"Don't be so loud or you might get kimmed!"

Kimmed by Anonymous666151 October 18, 2011

Kimmed 

When you get stuck/assigned doing all the work and your co-worker(s) just sit around playing games on the computer.

My shift partner somehow avoid all the reports tonight, seeing to it that I really got Kimmed.

Kimmed by Mitchell Swan June 9, 2011

Kimmed 

1.

remove (a substance) from the surface of a liquid.

2.

Informal
in a difficult or hopeless situation; ruined or broken.

"as the scum was rising,I kimmed it off"

Kimmed by the kimster September 18, 2020