Klemit 

A wall-dweller with a sweet tooth and a really bad temper.

Bro, Give your Klemit some syrup or he'll take your parents

Klemit by metallicafan3124 June 9, 2013

johnny klebitz 

A badass biker with a heart of gold.

''Johnny Klebitz is so awesome''
''I know right, he just rocks''

johnny klebitz by Reggae Rasta May 26, 2014

klempt 

Klempt is Wiganese for hungry, starving, about to die from hunger.

Wiganese is the local dialect of a friendly beer drinking, pie munching town called Wigan in the North West of England. May be heard in a sentence, 'thar ist fair klempt lad lets grab a pooles pie'. In english, 'One would like to purchase a pastry from the local delicatessen old bean'. Klempt, hungry as a scabby dog.

klempt by Dreadzone August 12, 2006

Kremit The Toad 

Kermit The Frog's Autistic Brother.

Kremit The Toad is the complete opposite of Kremit The Frog

Who's your favourite Muppet?

Kremit The Toad

You Mean Kermit The Frog?

NO! I Mean Kremit The Toad!

Kremit The Toad by Hollywood Hooligah July 4, 2018

klemistry 

A year long honors chemistry class that puts you through extensive learning, stupid projects, bad puns, tests (some of which will be graded), and labs of all sorts. People like to complain about how hard klemistry is, but the worst part of it is the particulars that go into the grading of labs.

In klemistry there are two gold fish, one of them is named 'stoichi' and one is named 'ometry'

klemistry by BillChris May 26, 2009

anti-kemite 

"Denying that Ancient (Black) Africans built and inhabited KEMET aka Egypt."

1) The falsification of documented facts.

2) White washing or deliberate destruction of evidence.

3) Claims that the land of North Africa, originally known as KEMET, was not founded by "Black Africans".

4) Painting wall carvings "white" through "RECONDITIONING".

5) Deliberately breaking the noses and lips off of sculptures and monuments to hide their ethnic identity.

6) Making false claims to the authorship or the building of ancient temples and sacred writings.

7) Taking credit for things discovered and stolen.

"Anti-(kemet)ism"
Anti-Kemite

anti-kemite by Peely48 February 4, 2015

kleemitude 

the attitude of kleem; having the kleem mindset; the mantra of attracting beautiful friends

My friend and I went out to the bar with the right kleemitude, so we ended up each taking back a chick.

kleemitude by The Kleemer August 14, 2010