“Yo
Silverstein! I need some applejuice.”
“Flynn, you know I don’t have an Apple. When is
the last time you charged your charged your phone?”
“Dude, you’re so lame why do you have an android?”
“Because I don’t
understand how you only use one button.”
“Forget it I’ll ask someone else for some Applejuice. Should we tweet that?!”