Generally a driver of African descent who doesn't feel the need to wait in traffic like everyone else and will drive around the line of traffic and cut in front of someone who has waited for their turn in line.

Instead of waiting in line in the turning lane, Quantavious decided to drive around and cut in front of someone closer to the light. Shithweena was so impressed by Quantavious' driving improvisation, she praised him by saying, "That was some good nigger navigation right there! We be at duh club quicker now!"

Nigger Navigation by Tongue Too Wide for Mouth March 22, 2009

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Drunk Navigation

Drunk navigation is the built in GPS that kicks in when your done done at the club, and both you and your phone are dead.

dude: how did you get home last night? i tried to call you but i only got to voicemail

dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk navigation

Drunk Navigation by SmokinHotGinger October 7, 2016

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magpie navigation

A method by which some users choose their path through websites, i.e., by clicking on the "shiny" buttons and links, with little regard for the information architecture or existing navigation hierarchy.

We made the happy path buttons larger and bright blue to facilitate magpie navigation.

magpie navigation by jfkelley March 20, 2013

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zen navigation

Zen Navigation is a form of universal navigation. The technique used, rather than consulting a map, is to find someone who looks like they know where they're going and follow them. It very rarely gets you where you wanted to go but always where you needed to be.

Fuck using the map let's use the trusty old Zen Navigation.

zen navigation by Scott Universe February 1, 2016

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