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It's like dope, but better.
"Damn that nigga so smoof, he probably gets all the bitches."
Smoof by Mus 1Dollar February 23, 2013
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1) A fictional substance, mentioned in Fairly Odd Parents; purportedly the "greatest substance in the world". Capable of entrapping genies, especially Norm.

See also unobtainium.

2) An expletive from the same show, presumably referring to the material.
"There's three things I can't escape from: magic lamps, the charms of Barbara Eden, and smoof!" -Norm the genie

"Oh, smoof." -Timmy Turner
smoof by Makani May 22, 2006
The fluid a Smurf produces when he achieves orgasm
Man, that Smurfette is so fine, I think I'm gonna smoof in my little white pants!
smoof by kid chameleon October 15, 2003
The most amazing material known in existence, that the man doesnt want you to know about. It is also one of only 3 materials that are genie proof.
the man doesnt want you to know about smoof.
smoof by WHYsuchHate August 21, 2006
The act of pushing two peoples cheeks together so hard that they are squished together.
Smoof by Mariam Bee July 4, 2008
An Iron or device used to get the wrinkles out of your clothes
Bitch hit me upside the head with a smoof!
I smoofed my shirt.
smoof by Tbag21 March 27, 2007