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Small town in West Yorkshire, mainly known for its pubs and nightlife.

A nice quiet country village during the week, turns into an animalistic drinking zone come Friday evening.

Chavs can be found lurking in areas such as the park, graveyard, school playground and the memorial... usually with a bottle of lambrini or cider and a joint.

The women drink pints and the men fight, usually outside the Robin Hood pub on a weekend.

The people of Silsden dont care for outsiders and many residents dont like to leave the place, even though they complain about it being really shit.

Silsden can be quite a good night out if your into that sort of thing. everyone knows everyone and if you fancy a party after the pub there is usually some form of house party/ drug session goin on somewhere!

Most of the females from silsden are hairdressers or beauty therapists and the lads tend to be brickies or labourers, or they make a career of working in the co-op. (also known as the cwarp by locals)
"fancy a pint in Silsden?"

"erm.. no!"
Silsden by hatttttieeeeeeeee August 20, 2009
Related Words

slysdexic 

Variation on "dyslexic" that makes an example of mixed up words and syllables.
No, turn to your OTHER left you tool. Are you slysdexic or something?
slysdexic by Spewey April 13, 2004

Slysdexic cnut 

another variation on "dyslexic" that makes an example of mixed up words and syllables. but more offensive.
"If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times...
you dont spell Gritish Bass like that. You slysdexic cnut"
Slysdexic cnut by H2ous May 27, 2009
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Sylder by Karinaa September 29, 2020
nice little town full of single mums with a drink and cocaine problem and ground-workers with a ketamine problem, can find local youths at the memorial/bandstand on the ganja.
Most people enjoy drinking and drug taking Monday-Sunday 365 days of the year.
Common jobs are hairdresser and beauty for the ladies and bricklaying/groundwork for the men.
Fancy a pint in silsden?” “Hope you have brought drugs
Silsden by Unknown_savage_69 November 22, 2023