This specialized variant of the lesser known but equally magnificent romantic gesture known as the Baltimore Blowfish.
Upon true Venetian neo-classical style of receiving a rim-job, man/woman lights a gigantic fart on fire and causes cheeks to fill with flame. The receiver of such love act then blows the flame back onto the source.
Caution : preventive measures -- we recommend a certified fire Marshall
After I proposed, I felt comfortable enough with my wife to be to give her a Helsinki Hellfish. Unfortunately, she didnt have eyebrows at our wedding. Luckily, she wants oneeveryday and we joke that it should have been in our wedding vows.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.