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Swaggermeister 

1) Noun: the person with the most swagger at an event can be known as the swaggermeister, like the 'life of the party'. 2) Noun: A person who drinks excessive amounts of Jagermeister while maintaining a state of swagger.
1) That guy there between those broads is the swaggermeister.
2) We all got slizzard off of Jagermeister but that guy who can still walk takes it like a swaggermeister!

Swaggerless Monkey 

swaggerless monkey (adj.)- 1.) One without or lacking swagger. 2.) An unoriginal, uncoordinated, non-creative person with no soul or flavor.
Julian is wearing my clothes again, and acting like a big shot. What a swaggerless monkey.

Anyone who tries to say this word and says it incorrectly is instantly a swaggerless monkey.

EX: "You shirtless monkey..." ummm no, that's swaggerless monkey.
Swaggerless Monkey by sebadude March 8, 2010

Swaggerless

Without the ability to swagger or have swagger.
Mark was so boringly friendly that I just resorted to letting him know that he was swaggerless.
Swaggerless by penlord January 12, 2009

swaggerless

Lacking swagger obviously.. clumsy, careless, stuttering, lacking style and grace. a person who makes themselves look pretty foolish just about all the time. would be considered "swaggerless"
"When hummmmmmmmmmmmmmberto spilled that paint, mannn, that was some swaggerless $h*t"
swaggerless by jesas November 14, 2009

swaggerless

1. a person who lacks personality and style of their own.
2. someone who can't do anything on their own (constantly jocking someone else's style)
why did you go out with him! he's so swaggerless it makes my heart hurt
swaggerless by e.johnson March 31, 2009

post-swaggerness 

the feeling you get after going on a shopping spree
I felt very post-swaggerness after i left the American Eagle.
post-swaggerness by lonerebel214 November 17, 2011